All of your friends are already obsessed with Animal Crossing anyway; might as well turnip it up.
Flavortown > GenocidalExplorertown
From a futuristic disco pimp to a white guy who turns black under stress.
It's hard to imagine this making anything less than a crap-load of money. That doesn't mean it will be good.
“What a cool and useful person,” everyone will say when you’re allowed to have parties again.
Tina Fey is pulling episodes
Attempt to harm the baby in any way and you will be pulled, twisted, and bopped.
This book makes Goosebumps look like The Cat In The Hat.
RIP Segway, We Hardly Used Ye